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Peaches Are Friends, Not Food

Jul 23 '14
"Beyoncé isn’t Beyoncé because she reads comments on the Internet. Beyoncé is in Ibiza, wearing a stomach necklace, walking hand in hand with her hot boyfriend. She’s going on the yacht and having a mimosa. She’s not reading shitty comments about herself on the Internet, and we shouldn’t either. I just think, Would Beyoncé be reading this? No, she would just delete it or somebody would delete it for her. What I really need to do is close the computer and then talk back to that voice and say, Fuck you. I don’t give a shit what you think. I’m Beyoncé. I’m going to Ibiza with Jay-Z now, fuck off. Being criticized is part of the job, but seeking it out isn’t. That’s our piece to let go."

Kathleen Hanna 

I endorse this philosophy.

(via annfriedman)

Yes to all this.

(via what-larks-pip)

Jul 23 '14
tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

(Source: lawebloca)

Jul 23 '14

Finding a rhyme when you are drunk it’s harder than it looks.

(Source: drunkpylades)

Jul 23 '14
breakinq:

following back heaps♡

breakinq:

following back heaps

(Source: h.mccusker)

Jul 23 '14
Jul 22 '14

(Source: tenderandcruel)

Jul 21 '14

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

Jul 21 '14

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

Jul 21 '14

snorlaxatives:

college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey

Jul 21 '14

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

Jul 21 '14

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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Jul 21 '14

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Jul 21 '14

niyruh:

shestag:

layourwearyheadtorest:

2farts2furious:

daaaamn

Shots fired

Slay

Damn

(Source: stewarter)

Jul 21 '14
Doctor Who + references in other television shows

(Source: votedsaxon)

Jul 20 '14

To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,

braidfist:

DC:

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Marvel:

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WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.